Electricity From Trees

Mar 222012

No Sex Week for Univ of Tennessee
Oopma-Loopas Attack Man
Q: Why Did You Burn Down Your House? A: I Found A Snake
What Dogs Think When Visiting the Vet
NASA Says “Pray” If Asteroid Is Headed Towards Earth
China Offers Sausage Double Beef Burger – Heart Attack on a Bun
Shopper Saves Life of Two-Year-Old After She Stops Breathing
Wisconsin’s Mazomanie Beach Has Too Much Public Sex on Weekdays
God Intervenes in Bill O’Reilly’s Divorce
Russian Bears Addicted to the Smell of Aviation Fuel
Missouri Wants To Make It A FELONY To Propose Gun Legislation
Man’s Death Believed to be Caused By Spontaneous Combustion
Suicidal Pigeon Refuses to Leave the Field During Chiefs-Raiders Game
Bird Removed from Zoo for Yelling Obscenities
NASA Confident No End of World- Releases Video “Why the World Didn’t End Yesterday”
“No Death” Crash Proof Car Could Be On The Roads in 8 Years
Jay-Z, “Are you famous?”
NASA Warns Mayan Apocalypse Stories are Dangerous to Children and Depressed Teenagers
Demand Increases for Milan Priests to Perform Exorcisms
Latest Crop Circles in Australia (video)
Shark Falls Out of Sky and Lands On Golf Course in California
Scientist Release Recording of White Whale ‘Talking’
Meet Koshik the Talking Elephant
Herd of Elephants Go on Drunken Rampage After Drinking Moonshine
The U.S. Turns the Clock Back One Hour This Weekend